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this thread is for a bit of fun please don’t get offended at what’s posted 🙂 but post you’re jokes here or funny pictures :) 

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There's love without sex, and there's sex without love.

Then there's you, without either

 

Happy Valentine's Day

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lol. harsh hahaha

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Recently a man was cooled down to absolute zero. Dont worry he’s 0k.

 

I got a job as a bullet, I was fired immediately.

 

What is a dyslexic person's preferred alternative energy source? It's unclear.

 

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t enjoy Star Wars puns... Then you’re looking in Alderaan places.

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This furniture company keeps calling me when all i wanted was one night stand

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15 hours ago, PoPs(OD) said:

This furniture company keeps calling me when all i wanted was one night stand

 

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WHO CAN DRINK 20 LITRES OF PETROL 

 

JERRY CAN. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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a woman has siamese twin boys , she names them amahl and juan and only keeps a picture of juan cause she says " if you've seen Juan,You've seen amahl"

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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There’s one for everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Some people really like orions belt, but I just think its a waste of space.

 

Whats the best way to kill a communist? Communism.

 

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs

 

Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean.

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😂🤣😂🤣

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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21 hours ago, Sassy said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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i ate her :)

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 

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😂😂😂

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Every time my girlfriend climaxes during sex she blurts out the ending of a movie or a show and ends up spoiling it for me.
I really wish I could get her to stop cumming to conclusions.

Why aren't school shooting jokes funny?

They're an easy target and aimed at a very young audience.

 

I threw my wife a surprise bukakke party.

It was a big success. Everyone came. You should of seen her face.

 

Gay people have no excuse to have a bad fashion sense.

Like homie what were you doing in the closet this whole time?

 

Trump walks into a bar;

and lowers it.

 

Why do Uber drivers skip the gym?

Because they don't even Lyft.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they got the toilet rolls 

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Can’t make this shit up in my supermarket toilet hand wash on lock down ffs 

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Wanna hear a joke about corona virus?

Spoiler

You probably won't get it.

 

Whoever invented anti bacterial soap is surely rubbing his hands together as we speak.

 

As an employer, I made the decision to initiate a two week lock down so nobody gets infected.

Spoiler

Since nobody can leave work, productivity has been through the roof.

 

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