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Don’t judge a person by there drinking 

Swearing and outlandish behaviour 

Judge those  quite one’s  the sneaky fuckers  are up to something ....

 

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A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking 

Because her trust is not on the branch 

its on her wings 

Always believe in yourself 

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This is so funny 😂 

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Promises mean everything 

but after they are broken 

sorry means nothing ❤️

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A math extravaganza is key to finding employment at your local Italian brothel. Though, this is a place where people will actually want to tip. 

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Ha ha ha 

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I once considered learning how to cook, but I thought it wasn't necessary since I cooked my eggs until they were black.

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😂😂😂

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I work with quite a few deuterostomes and I will be sure to let them know that now, haha.

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Ha ha ha 

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I looked out of my window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike, so I frantically rushed over.
"Out of the way!" I shouted, as I pushed through the crowd.
"Are you a doctor?" one woman screamed.
"No" I replied,
"The bastards got my pizza."

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Ha ha ha 

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Ha ha ha ha ha 

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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.

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Lmfao 

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No joke 

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8 minutes ago, Sassy said:

No joke 

If you want a joke then I'll tell you about the one time I dropped my coffee into the garbage forgetting that there was still some left over then it fucking splooshed

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Don't look for a reward for completing work, instead look at it as an opportunity to do more

 

That's my go to for the guys at work...they definitely don't love it

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some of this stuff here is funny! how come im just finding this! haha

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Lol junior that’s why ray made this thread for us to have a laugh please join in 🙂 

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You gotta take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what u got, remember what you had, learn to forgive but Never  forget ,  learn from Youre mistakes but Never  regret ....

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Things that make me question my own sanity includes wearing earphones despite not listening to anything

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1 hour ago, Ray(OD) said:

Things that make me question my own sanity includes wearing earphones despite not listening to anything

 I do that on planes to avoid having a conversation with the person next to me

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