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Campus Alert

At approximately 6:40 PM today, Monday, February 16, 2009 a male subject was observed exposing himself and masturbating on the second floor of the NDSU Library.

The suspect is described as a black male, clean shaven, in his mid-20\'s, trim build about 5 foot 10 inches, nicely dressed in a khaki colored hip length jacket, with a dark plaid golf hat, dark gray pants, with a black laptop case over his shoulder. There were no words spoken nor were there any physical acts or threats towards anyone in the Library.

Anyone having information relating to this suspect is urged to contact the NDSU University Police at 701-231-8998. This transmission is authorized by the University Police and is being transmitted by the Communications Call Center.

http://www.ndsu.edu/announceincident.php

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lol grandmas' boy!!!!!!!!!!(the movie)

Edited by oldcat(OD)

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lol grandmas' boy!!!!!!!!!!(the movie)

Best. Movie. Ever.!!!

Srsly tho, wth o_O. What an odd description. Atleast the public masterbator was clean cut and whatnot..

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ahahahahhahaahah What's odd is that fits my description, lmao (im hundreds of miles away)

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you drove hundreds of miles just to jerk off in my library. You make me sick lol

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LMAO !!!!!!!!!! not lol

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hes from Oakland CA where its normal. youll get used to it

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Ive always wanted to do that :)

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lol grandmas' boy!!!!!!!!!!(the movie)

i thought of the exact same thing ahahaha.

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lol grandmas' boy!!!!!!!!!!(the movie)

i thought of the exact same thing ahahaha.

omg i cant stop c*ming LMAO

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The suspect is described as a black male, clean shaven

God, that's getting a little personal, don't you think? What, are you supposed to ID him if he does it again or just stop him on the street: "Hey, dude, you shave down there?"

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omg LMAO i thought clean shaven like ur face LMAO omg im a lil slow!!!

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The suspect is described as a black male, clean shaven

God, that's getting a little personal, don't you think? What, are you supposed to ID him if he does it again or just stop him on the street: "Hey, dude, you shave down there?"

LOL jesus tits!

i guess they could mean either 1 eh lmfao

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Best. Movie. Ever.!!!"

Srsly tho, wth o_O. What an odd description. Atleast the public masterbator was clean cut and whatnot.."

Yes. At least his lawn was mowed..LOL

Edited by DarkstaR(OD)

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lol does this guy fit the discription mam?

no he was a bald eagle lol

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God forbid someone not clean shaven do it :)

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this can never get old ahahahahha

911 help i was attacked by a 6ft space worm lol

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"Use the anti rape task force escort program.

Haha. Oh my God. This is so hilarious, there's so much potential. However, I don't want to meet the anti rape task force. Fucking bunch of cock blockers.

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rofl cock blockers. worst use of that phrase ive ever seen

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Jiyan.

You're a fucking moron.

1. cock block 2665 up, 144 down love ithate it

One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

So now lets get this straight.

Cock blockers = ANYONE WHO PREVENTS SOMEONE FROM HAVING SEX

Rape = Sex

Anti Rape Task Force = People who prevent people from getting raped.

With that being said, we can say without a doubt that the Anti Rape Task Force is just a bunch of cock blockers.

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