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Status Updates posted by TypeReaL(OD)

  1. Make me a Beautiful mexican dinner I took eight grade spanish so Donde esta la biblioteca which translates to I dont bargain pumpkin fucker

  2. the only thing that really I wonder is did they ever fix the mess I made of the officers bathroom, KABLAMMOOO 60$ worth of taco bell and a day later poor place chernobyl seems safer these days 

  3. you have some god damn explaining to do why cant I post the picture here but @MelodicRose(OD) and also @PJPotter(OD) confirmed it and im so utterly confused WHY did a picture featuring your previous avatar take me to a smutty sex game about manga is there something your not telling us

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    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      my phone takes too high quality pics for the image size of the forum LMFAO , okay while I was doing some nefarious pirate things I saw an add that had a previous avatar you used and it said I wouldnt last 5 minutes playing this game so I clicked and it brought me to a Hentai game

    3. MelodicRose(OD)



    4. Terra


      I see. Thanks for letting me know, it is certainly very disturbing to know that my imagery is being used to promote their scandalous work when they haven't even paid me the royalties I'm owed yet!

  4. DIG OR ROLL ?

    1. Triny(OD)




    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      Right roll racing is for pussies!


    Hell Id watch it

    1. CompFreak(OD)


      o.O hope they don't royally fuck it up... lol

    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      UNTIL I see Rotta the hutt as a jedi master it will always be fucked up

  6. is your Province on fire yet I wanna wear my Kelowna May the forest be with you shirt 😄

    1. Terra


      Do we still have forests? I'd have thought they all burned up by now.

  7. I am a National Fucking Treasure ....you are welcome Canada

  8. SO I bought this new young Rooster the other day for the farm the first day the bastard fucked all 150 of the chickens and then again the next day, Then he started fucking the geese , the cats god damn anything that was around. Then a week later I found him half dead laying on his side vultures circling above I said well serves you right you horny fucker. He opened one eye and said shhhh theyre almost here


    if your gonna do it , do it to this song and try not to look in the mirror itll make it harder

    1. Ray(OD)


      Holy shit this is perfect

  10. gimme the dirt on Roos are they as greasy as the chlamydia rodent 

  11. Can we Like make a clan wide boycott for Loblaws or some shit, Cuz if all the equipment in my shop died today the government wouldnt fucking give me 12 million

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    2. Terra


      So is your Government.

    3. TypeReaL(OD)


      I did not Vote liberal ..... hell I didnt even vote

    4. Terra


      Probably for the best.

  12. https://www.bombseeds.nl/


    the fuck didnt you tell me you opened a shop

    1. Dabomb(OD)


      🤯shhhh dont post my website.... -_-

    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      I shall let you know how your not breeders do

    3. Dabomb(OD)
  13. you were right excuse me while I go vomit LOL

    1. Sassy


      Let me vomit too lol 

  14. Well after discussing it with A few members I think its time we put me back at the top , You need sometime off and I wanna practice being a tyrannical dictator, We can do this the easy way and just set me there or I can rally the armies of Mordor and take it balls in your court Chief

  15. Im gonna be 30 this coming month, does that mean I get to be angry about the kids on my lawn ? will day time naps feel that much better ? , will I take up things like saying back in my day we only had it this way ? IS THE GRIM REAPER always chasing me ? I figured since your resident old man you could help

  16. heres some scrap metal ,a few broken iphones, a dozen microwaves and an x-ray machine you think you got a few blokes and a shed thatll rig me up a missle I swear I wont hurt anyone but @Ray(OD) with said missle. We all know a few Blokes in a shed is better than any professionals we got over here

  17. American Lady sticks arm in Jaguar enclosure gets mauled blames the zoo for not having better security Yup this is where we are at

    1. Sassy


      I know the stupid women wanted a selfie dumb bitch 

  18. I viciously beat my laptop with a hammer now when I unplug it and plug it back it only half of it glows can you raypair it

    1. Ray(OD)


      Sure, I'll need some Scottiech tape. 

  19. Ill admit it That was me that shit on your lawn not the neighbors dog

    1. PoPs(OD)


      Big steaming pile it was too damn what they feedin ya

    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      mainly lasagna and bubble gum

  20. SOrry I missed it but you didnt think Id let you off easy

    1. Purplez(OD)


      Don't forget to log in 😛

  21. And this is Why we cant use public Toilets in London

  22. Its a little Late but this is a gift from me and @Ray(OD) he tried to keep it for himself but I said no

  23. This is the world we live in (calling Blenkhorns) Me: hey Im looking for a header for an 06 yaris used if you got it and whats the price on a new , Parts Guy: I dont have a used one but new they go 275$ plus tax but I do have an entire engine here for 300$ with a header ..... well gimme the fucking engine 

  24. I am willing to put up a large amount of money in a wager I could probably do more drugs than Jack white LOL

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