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In the spirit of the season, I'm sponsoring a "Re-Write a Christmas Song" contest!  Take any Christmas holiday song and re-write it with a D2 theme.  One winner will receive 200 fg.  So put your Santa hats on and start re-writing.  Get your entry in by Saturday, December 8th!

 

Example:

 

Jingle baals, jingle baals
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to game in a Clan OD D2 sleigh
Dashing through the throne room
As a member of the Clan OD wrecking crew
Over the souls and dolls we go
Laughing all the way
Baals all nighttime- ring
Making gaming bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a D2 song tonight
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Jingle bells, @Sassy's Welsh
Now she 's gonna murder Ray,
Oh what fun it is to make her rise
In a death-threat filled day (hey!), 
Jingle bells, Julie's Welsh
"Oi, fk off won't ya Ray",
Oh what fun it is to make her rise
On a boring teamspeak day

 

Trolling through the posts,
Who's getting salty today?
Trolling the forums I do
Laughing all the way.
Reply to induce rage
Making spirits brake
What fun it is to cry and sing
A trolling song with Drake

 

Replying, Re-Replying
Trolling all the way,
Oh what fun it is to hide
Behind a computer keyboard, beep
Trolly Ray, Trolly Ray
He's trolling all the way,
Oh what fun it is to hide
Behind a keyboard just like Ray.

 

Surfing through the forums
Just like any other day
Replying to comments we go
Inducing a lot of rage
Stop me now or Julie's killing Ray
Making spirits brake
What fun…

 

 

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( Not a song just a little poem) 

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
 HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
 IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE,
 MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE.

 I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY,
 WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
 AND TO SEE JUST WHO,
 IN THIS HOME, DID LIVE.

 I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
 A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
 NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
 NOT EVEN A TREE.

 NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
 JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
 ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES,
 OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

 WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
 AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,
 A SOBER THOUGHT,
 CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

 FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
 IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
 I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
 ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

 THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
 SILENT, ALONE,
 CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR,
 IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

 THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
 THE ROOM IN DISORDER,
 NOT HOW I PICTURED,
 A TRUE BRITISH SOLDIER.

 WAS THIS THE HERO,
 OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?
 CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
 THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

 I REALISED THE FAMILIES,
 THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
 OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS,
 WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

 SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
 THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
 AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE,
 A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

 THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM,
 EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
 BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
 LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

 I COULDN'T HELP WONDER,
 HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
 ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE,
 IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

 THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT,
 A TEAR TO MY EYE,
 I DROPPED TO MY KNEES,
 AND STARTED TO CRY.

 THE SOLDIER AWAKENED,
 AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
 "SANTA DON'T CRY,
 THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

 I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
 I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
 MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
 MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS.."

 THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
 AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
 I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
 I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

 I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
 SO SILENT AND STILL,
 AND WE BOTH SHIVERED,
 FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

 I DID NOT WANT TO LEAVE,
 ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
 THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR,
 SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

 THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
 WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
 WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,
 IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."

 ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
 AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
 "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,
 AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."

 

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Awesome Ray and Julie ❤️

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We wish you a merry reset

We wish you a merry reset 

We wish you a merry reset

And we hope you don't die!!!

 

Magic finding all day,

and baaling all night

 

We wish you a merry reset

AND WE HOPE YOU DONT DIE!!!

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Love it Hectic!

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Have yourself a merry little reset
Let your mf % be right
Next 1000 runs our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little reset
Make mephisto pay
Next 2000 runs our troubles will be miles away
Once again as in tons of days
Happy golden days of slay
Faithful clannies who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more
Someday soon we all will be together
If the reset allows
Until then we'll have to not be bored somehow
So have yourself a merry little reset now

 

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Woot!  Good job Kappa 🙂

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[Verse 1]
On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me
A grush on reset dayyy

[Verse 2]
On the second day of christmas my true love sent to me
Two  jade figures, and
a grush on reset dayyy

[Verse 3]
On the third day of christmas my true love sent to me
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grus on reset dayyy

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Four ik mauls,
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figrues, and
A grush on reset dayyy

[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of christmas my true love sent to me
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy


[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of christmas my true love sent to me
Seven el runes a-selling

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy


[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 9]
On the nineth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Nine sorceresses dancing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Ten lords de seis’s  a-leaping
Nine sorceresses dancing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven dolls exploding
Ten lords de seis’s  a-leaping
Nine sorceresses dancing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 12]
On the twelth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve crushers crushing
Eleven dolls exploding
Ten lords de seis’s  a-leaping
Nine sorceresses dancing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy

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Definitely a grush in Moist's future 🙂  I love it!

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On 12/5/2018 at 7:11 PM, Moist(OD) said:

[Verse 1]
On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me
A grush on reset dayyy

[Verse 2]
On the second day of christmas my true love sent to me
Two  jade figures, and
a grush on reset dayyy

[Verse 3]
On the third day of christmas my true love sent to me
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grus on reset dayyy

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Four ik mauls,
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figrues, and
A grush on reset dayyy

[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of christmas my true love sent to me
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy

[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy


[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of christmas my true love sent to me
Seven el runes a-selling

 

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy


[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

 

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 9]
On the nineth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Nine sorceresses dancing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

 

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Ten lords de seis’s  a-leaping
Nine sorceresses dancing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

 

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven dolls exploding
Ten lords de seis’s  a-leaping
Nine sorceresses dancing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

 

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
A partridge in a pear tree

[Verse 12]
On the twelth day of christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve crushers crushing
Eleven dolls exploding
Ten lords de seis’s  a-leaping
Nine sorceresses dancing
Eight cows a-milking
Seven el runes a-selling

 

Six bo helm a-boing
FIVEEEEEEEEEE TYRAEL’S MIGHTSSSSSS
Four ik mauls
Three percent bk ringing
Two jade figures, and
A grush on reset dayyy
 

 

You are all winners in my book, but I have to choose one winner so the 200 fg goes to @Moist(OD)  Let me know jsp name so I can send you your prize.  Thanks for playing everybody!

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