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Hello all! Cuddly here to host his first contest with the prize being a full hdin, including; random hoto, hoz, shako, enigma, war travs, trang gloves, arach belt, two bks or two 30%nagels, a random cta and pally shield, as well as a 25+ maras. 

 

Here are the rules:

1)one od member has to be in the peom

2)has to be your own words and d2 related 

3)Can be a rap, but lets keep it clean!

 

Judges will be selected shortly.

All peoms MUST be submitted at 11:59pm on Monday the 1st of august.

Happy writing yall!

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Woot, I love contests.  Thanks for doing this Cuddly.

 

 

P.S.  Monday is OCTOBER 1st not August 🙂  I posted it on the front page for you 🙂

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I got more tacos than @Sassy's heard "hey sasshole's"

I write magical stuff like I'm wearing Magefist

Andy, Meph, Chaos, a small part of my MF list

Attract, Attack, Attacking Rating is zero

Don't worry though, I'm a lyrical spellcaster bro

I hit y'all with frozen orb and fire ball

Feel free to substitute fire ball with fire wall

Really Countess? Another goddamn Shael rune?

I'mma poop myself like I ate one too many prunes

If bnet ain't working you know what to do;

Just open your files and delete System32

Thank you. 

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38 minutes ago, Purplez(OD) said:

Woot, I love contests.  Thanks for doing this Cuddly.

 

 

P.S.  Monday is OCTOBER 1st not August 🙂  I posted it on the front page for you 🙂

On phone right now, ill edit it when i get home. Thanks for letting me know!

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I was in tristram trying to beat GrisWorld with a ram with @Ray  but sudently Andy came from out of nowhere trying to eat Cain like a Candy Cane so could'nt stay awhile and listened.

 

Then @Sassy and i went into some Tomb runs, running like some crazy fools we even saw Marius chilling with Baal inside trying to figure how to use to cube but we laughed so hard because marius look a noob.Then we finaly found the right tomb Seriously ?...  We fought against a demon called Duriel after he died i wanted to make  purse of his shell but she decided to make an armor called Duriel Shell! Woooooo! ( flip the table )

 

I pressed /w @Purplez(OD)  to do some Chaos and baals with her, we fought hordes of demons and i aint broke a nail yo ! After theses seals cleared * Please dont touch the seals *  Its was the last hour of Diablo even if its been 18 years hes been killed 10 000 times a day breh !

 

Baal you gonna lose your balls when ill eat thems like some meet balls ! Beware i'm coming for ya like Tal Rasha ! Statics teleport statics lighning are you died yet ? Oh wait i missed all the time because the game crashed * you have been disconected please log in again * 

 

                                                                                                                               DROP THE MIC

 

 

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The Red Portal
Can you see the red door form and  call
Likely rich fat cows to kill for all

 

Avenging steel splits the sky
Nearly killing all, the cows they die

 

Only one beast left to kill just now
Venison, no, its  just a cow

 

Everyone trying to kill that king
Robbing a cow for a precious ring

 

Did our brave warriors kill them all
One kingly cow that remains must fall

 

Some red portal led us to kill
Every stash we want to fill

 

Damn, but Pops, don't kill the king!


(This meager poem is known as an acrostic,< https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrostic >, the first letter of each line spells out something)

(It may be presumptuous, but if I win let all other entrants share, I already have a hammerdin)

(If I dont win <more likely> feel free  to mock my effort)

 

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Wow GhostDog!  your acrostic poem spells Clan Overdosed!  Bravo.

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You join countless chaos and baal games
Where it is all just a bunch of frames
Until you find the OD channel where there are no frowns
Filled with friendly and bodacious clowns
Like that hillybilly talking CuddlyMace
Who gets right in your face

 

Then you sign on Teamspeak and get called a mug 
By that English woman who doesn’t have a pug
Or meet that GhostDog person whose walking his dog
Beware though at any time you could hear animal sounds, even a frog

I should warn you though of the links you may get
Don’t click them unless you know they are a safe bet


Of course I saved the best for last
Reading the forum posts are always a blast

Joining Clan OD has been totally great
I’m sure some would think it was fate
One thing is for sure, they won’t forget purple

Because nothing rhymes with the color purple!
 

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@cuddlymace(OD) wonder who won the poetry contest?

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1 hour ago, Purplez(OD) said:

@cuddlymace(OD) wonder who won the poetry contest?

Will post soon!

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After careful consideration the winning of the poetry contest is..

 

Drum roll....

 

Gamergirl!

 

Thank you all for participating in the event i wish I could give you a prize for participating but i appeciated all the thought and creativity!

 

Tomarrow ill be on and off in d2, but i will be checking my inbox on here! Let me know the time gamergirl, and congrats on winning!

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Congratz Gamergirl!  I love contests because they are always so much fun.  Thank you Cuddly for sponsoring this one.

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Posted (edited)

Awesome !😋 Thanks @cuddlymace(OD) and @Purplez(OD) and the Judges i'll be home next monday for the half break exams. It's an perfect reward, after all these stressfull exams and i'm glad the judges liked my raps it was my first one. I guess listening to some Eminem ( Lose yourself ) at the same time helped i'd like to say thanks to everyone who participated !

 

See you soons guys 😍

 

 

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Congratulations to Gamergirl(OD) and to all that participated.

 

 

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