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Don’t let negative and toxic people rent space in your head 

Raise the rent and kick them out !!!!

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The happiest people 

dont have the best Of everything 

They just make the best of everything!! 

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Co worker goes to the bar and gets approached by a couple of beautiful women. After a brief conversation with the women, he's informed that they are lesbians, and are looking for a good looking guy to knock one of them up. 

 

He agrees. They immediately leave back to their place.

 

Next day he tells us the story, and were all fascinated. Then another guy asks, "well aren't you afraid they will come for alimony?"

He smiles and says, "I was fixed 2 years ago."

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If you can imagine it 

You can achieve it 

If you can dream it 

You can become it 

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Mine was trainee hairdresser lasted 2 weeks hated it 🙂 

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3 hours ago, Sassy said:

Mine was trainee hairdresser lasted 2 weeks hated it 🙂 

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Worked at pro western plastics putting handles on buckets...people quit regularly before first break

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No matter what people think of you 

Always keep singing your own song 

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Life has a beginning and an end. It's what' you fill it with inbetween that counts.
 
Make your dreams, live your dreams, your never to old to make new ones.
never be afraid of looking forward as the past is left there for a reason. 
Smile alot, be kind to people when the world is not often as you expected it to be. 
We fall, We fail, just pick yourself up and  learn by it but more importantly move on. 
Its not about how popular you are or how many poeple you have  but how many friends you have that you can turn too or be there for you no matter if your right or wrong. 
It's not a race nor is  there a reward at the end, so embrace your surroundings as there are so many things your miss. 
Never put your happiness in someone else's pocket. 
Your unique and beautiful never let anyone take that away from you. ❤️

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It’s not what we have in life 

It’s who we have in our lives 

THAT MATTERS 

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I'm hung titties and I'm pretty sure a cat pooped in my mouth...that is all

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I was in a club Saturday night 

When this really ugly girl came up to me 

Squeezed my arse and said hi sexy 

 

Have you got a pen I said 

She smiled and said yes 

 

I said ok then get back to it before the farmer notices you gone you ugly pig 

😂😂😂

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A wise man learns more from his enemies 

then a fool from his friends ....

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The best and most beautiful things in the world  cannot be seen or touched 

they must be felt with you’re heart 

 

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|OMG im lost and drunk good thread tho !!😁

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8 hours ago, SoByakusho(OD) said:

|OMG im lost and drunk good thread tho !!😁

It’s just the greatest thread ever ha ha ha I just like to post little quotes now and again 🙂 

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It’s better to be alone 

then in bad company ❤️

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People who play Apex Legends eat pizza without the crust

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore 

They call you babe bro  or friend ... 

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Posted (edited)

He begs to differ!

Edited by v3n0m(OD)
forgot my text!
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they sure did 

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This world can hurt you 

it cut you deep and leaves a scar 

Things fall apart 

and nothing breaks like a heart 

And nothing breaks like a heart 

I heard You on the phone last night 

We live and die by pretty lies 

You know it 

Oh , we both know it 

These silver bullet cigarettes 

This burning house 

There nothing left it’s smoking we both know it 

We got all night to fall in love 

But just like that we fall apart 

We’re broken we’re broken 

Well nothing nothing  nothing going to save us now 

Well there’s broken silence by thunder crashing in the dark 

And this broken record 

spins endless circles  in the bar 

This world  can hurt you  it cut you deep and leaves  a scar 

things fall apart 

but nothing breaks you like a heart ❤️ 

We’ll leave each other cold as ice 

high and dry 

And the desert wind is blowing is blowing 

Remember what you said to me 

We was drunk in love  in Tennessee 

And I hold it , we both know it 

Nothing nothing nothing gonna save us now 

 

 

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"When your flush your flush, and when your bust your bust. And when your up, it's never as good as it should feel, and when your down, you never think you'll be back up again. But life goes on, remember that"

 

 

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Almost heaven 😇, West Virginia Blue ridge mountains 💙⛰️, Shenandoah river 🏞️ Life is old there 👴 , older than the trees 👴 🌲 Younger than the mountains 👶 ⛰️, blowing like a breeze 🌬️ Country roads 🗾 🛣️ , take me home 🏠 To the place I belong 👦🏘 West Virginia Mountain mamma ⛰️ 👩👦 , take me home 🏠 Country roads 🗾 🛣️ All my memories 🧠 , gather round her miners' lady ⛏️ 👩, stranger to blue water 🕵️♂️ 🌊 Dark and dusty🌃 😷, painted on the sky 🎨 🌆 Misty taste of moonshine👅 🍺 , teardrop in my eye 💦 👀 Country roads 🗾 🛣️ , take me home 🏠 To the place I belong 👦🏘 West Virginia Mountain mamma ⛰️ 👩👦 , take me home 🏠 Country roads 🗾 🗣️ I hear her voice in the morning 🗣️ 🌞 as she calls me 👩 📞Radio reminds me of my home far away 📻 🔜🏠And I'm driving down the road 🚗 🛣️ and i get feeling that I should have been home yesterday🏠🔚Yesterday~ Country roads 🗾 🛣️ , take me home 🏠 To the place I belong 👦🏘 West Virginia Mountain mamma ⛰️ 👩👦 , take me home 🏠 Country roads 🗾 🛣️

 

 

I don't know what is wrong with me haha

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