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Don’t let negative and toxic people rent space in your head 

Raise the rent and kick them out !!!!

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The happiest people 

dont have the best Of everything 

They just make the best of everything!! 

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Co worker goes to the bar and gets approached by a couple of beautiful women. After a brief conversation with the women, he's informed that they are lesbians, and are looking for a good looking guy to knock one of them up. 

 

He agrees. They immediately leave back to their place.

 

Next day he tells us the story, and were all fascinated. Then another guy asks, "well aren't you afraid they will come for alimony?"

He smiles and says, "I was fixed 2 years ago."

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If you can imagine it 

You can achieve it 

If you can dream it 

You can become it 

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Ha ha ha 

 

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Mine was trainee hairdresser lasted 2 weeks hated it 🙂 

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3 hours ago, Sassy said:

Mine was trainee hairdresser lasted 2 weeks hated it 🙂 

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Worked at pro western plastics putting handles on buckets...people quit regularly before first break

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No matter what people think of you 

Always keep singing your own song 

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Life has a beginning and an end. It's what' you fill it with inbetween that counts.
 
Make your dreams, live your dreams, your never to old to make new ones.
never be afraid of looking forward as the past is left there for a reason. 
Smile alot, be kind to people when the world is not often as you expected it to be. 
We fall, We fail, just pick yourself up and  learn by it but more importantly move on. 
Its not about how popular you are or how many poeple you have  but how many friends you have that you can turn too or be there for you no matter if your right or wrong. 
It's not a race nor is  there a reward at the end, so embrace your surroundings as there are so many things your miss. 
Never put your happiness in someone else's pocket. 
Your unique and beautiful never let anyone take that away from you. ❤️

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It’s not what we have in life 

It’s who we have in our lives 

THAT MATTERS 

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I'm hung titties and I'm pretty sure a cat pooped in my mouth...that is all

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I was in a club Saturday night 

When this really ugly girl came up to me 

Squeezed my arse and said hi sexy 

 

Have you got a pen I said 

She smiled and said yes 

 

I said ok then get back to it before the farmer notices you gone you ugly pig 

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