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A box filled with a travelling mug replaces a plug used to bring power from a source towards the electric buttplug which vibrates at 40 km/h and that makes me wanna chug some orange flavored soda 

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Don't let things you own, own you

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Make  your weird light shine bright 

so other weirdos know where to find you 

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You give new meaning to the saying "Beaten with an Ugly Stick".. Looks more  like you were smashed by the whole Fucking forest!!!!

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Im so sick and tired of my friends that can’t handle there alcohol 

they dropped me 3 times  while coming out the night club 🙂 

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She had the whitest teeth I ever came across

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🍻 cheers to all the people who just want to be themselves  and don’t care about fitting in 

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Weak people revenge 

 

Strong people forgive 

 

Intelligent people ignore 

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When you start seeing your worth 

 

You’re find it harder to stay around people that don’t 

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Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength.

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Although I can still party like an absolute rock star 

It would appear I can not recover like one 🙂 

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60% of the time it works everytime

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Before YOU do me wrong 

 

Make sure YOU never need me again 

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Just had to post this lol 

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8 hours ago, Sassy said:

Just had to post this lol 

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I love that...on multiple levels...

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Some days I amaze myself 

 

other days I put my keys in my fridge 

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Life is kinda like a party 

You invite a lot people 

Some leave early some stay all night 

Some laugh with you some laugh at you 

And some show up late 

but in the  end after the fun 

There are few that stay to help clean up the mess 

And most the time they are not the ones that Even made the mess

these people are real friends 

they are the ones that MATTER most 

 

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