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15 hours ago, Sassy said:

Make sure everyone In your boat is rowing 

and not drilling holes when you’re not looking ... KNOW YOUR CIRCLE. 🙂 

She ain't lying

 

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On 9/11/2018 at 6:06 AM, Sassy said:

Omg yes what about people that wear socks and sandals  omgggggg that is just horrific 

One cheap entertainment is to go to the local WalMart (a local chain store) and watch the weirdos there.  The way people dress to go out in public never ceases to amaze me.  There are tons of  u-tubes of what has been captured on film at WalMart lol.

 

 

 

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A murderer will kill you 

a theif will steal from you 

but you never know where you stand with a. Liar ...

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Rumours are carried by haters 

Spread by fools 

And accepted by idiots 

 

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The worst kind of enemies 

are those that pretend to be your  FRIENDS...

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Just remember breaking your door Bell can have a real knock on effect 🙂

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Don’t worry if people don’t like you 

most people are struggling to like themselves 

 

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1 hour ago, Sassy said:

Don’t worry if people don’t like you 

most people are struggling to like themselves 

 

A window with cracks leads to naked men on the street. The street leads to the Golden Gate Bridge in the heart of the wolves. 

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GMTA = great minds think alike!

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There are two things you shouldn’t waste  your time on . Things that don’t matter and people who think you don’t matter 

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35 minutes ago, Sassy said:

There are two things you shouldn’t waste  your time on . Things that don’t matter and people who think you don’t matter 

Energy equals mass time the speed of light squared but not cubed a box of kleenex is a rectangular prism made with swiss cheese and it smells like cherry blossoms.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea otherwise you’re be a MUG 🙂 

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@Sassy Orange juice is made with the blood, sweat, and tears of several cows who spend three hours a day singing lullabies directed by Bill Cosby eating his fucking jello pudding.

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FRIENDS are the fruitcake of our lives 

some are nutty 

some are soaked in alcohol

some are firm 

some are sweet 

but together they are great to have in your life 🙂 

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I came I saw 

and forgot what I was doing 

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Your mind is like your bed 

you have to make it up everyday 

And be careful who you let in ...

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Roses are flowers 

pebbles are stones 

here a big shout out 

to those on there own 

think yourself lucky 

& try not to sob 

look on the bright side 

you’re not with a knob 🙂 

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You can not be mad at somebody that makes you laugh - it’s as simple  as that 🙂 

 

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No matter good of a person you are there always be  someone that wants to criticise YOU 

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It’s doesn’t matter what you think of me 

my amaginary friends think I’m special 😂

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On 9/18/2018 at 8:57 AM, Purplez(OD) said:

One cheap entertainment is to go to the local WalMart (a local chain store) and watch the weirdos there.  The way people dress to go out in public never ceases to amaze me.  There are tons of  u-tubes of what has been captured on film at WalMart lol.

 

 

 

I worked at walmart, night shift. twice. The horros ive seen.

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@Sassy A shark doodoodoodoodoodoodoo eats poo and accidentally burns his hand with coffee. 

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@Ray(OD) do you want to be strangled a nice shade of blue or you’re head kicked in you pick little boy lol 

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Just now, Sassy said:

@Ray(OD) do you want to be strangled a nice shade of blue or you’re head kicked in you pick little boy lol 

Forgive me, master Sassy, for I have sinned by skipping rocks in an urinal.

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I make no apologies for who i am 

Never have never will 

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