"Man, this ladder's just full of bots..." @Donahey(OD) sounded agitated; the Diablo II player had just gotten his Paladin to level 99. He was rather proud of himself for his achievement, especially because he played legit. Donahey was one of the top runners of the season, and that helped him build a reputation within the ODD2 division. Meanwhile, @Purplez(OD), who was on the forums with the intent of spreading her love for the color purple, briefly congratulated Donahey for his success. "Congratulations, Donahey! That must've taken a really long time!"
While this was going on, Ray(OD), the greatest @Sassy impersonator of all time, was scrolling down the Teamspeak channels when he noticed @Jiraiya(OD) hanging out with the Path of Exile division. Ray was confused, and so he went to ask Jiraiya why he was down there. "Well, the ladder's practically over, and I'm kinda already bored of D2." Ray agreed with his fellow officer, and ventured back up to the D2 channels.
The next day, Ray had installed Path of Exile on his crappy Windows 7 Dell computer, and played it for about five minutes. He enjoyed the smooth controls, and will continue to play PoE every now and then.
The morale of the story is to always socket your Tyreal's Might with either a Zod (makes the armor twice as indestructible) or a Cham rune (makes the wearer twice as unfreezable).