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Status Updates posted by TypeReaL(OD)

  1. Can we Like make a clan wide boycott for Loblaws or some shit, Cuz if all the equipment in my shop died today the government wouldnt fucking give me 12 million

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    2. Terra


      So is your Government.

    3. TypeReaL(OD)


      I did not Vote liberal ..... hell I didnt even vote

    4. Terra


      Probably for the best.

  2. https://www.bombseeds.nl/


    the fuck didnt you tell me you opened a shop

    1. Dabomb(OD)


      🤯shhhh dont post my website.... -_-

    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      I shall let you know how your not breeders do

    3. Dabomb(OD)
  3. you were right excuse me while I go vomit LOL

    1. Sassy


      Let me vomit too lol 

  4. Well after discussing it with A few members I think its time we put me back at the top , You need sometime off and I wanna practice being a tyrannical dictator, We can do this the easy way and just set me there or I can rally the armies of Mordor and take it balls in your court Chief

  5. Im gonna be 30 this coming month, does that mean I get to be angry about the kids on my lawn ? will day time naps feel that much better ? , will I take up things like saying back in my day we only had it this way ? IS THE GRIM REAPER always chasing me ? I figured since your resident old man you could help

  6. heres some scrap metal ,a few broken iphones, a dozen microwaves and an x-ray machine you think you got a few blokes and a shed thatll rig me up a missle I swear I wont hurt anyone but @Ray(OD) with said missle. We all know a few Blokes in a shed is better than any professionals we got over here

  7. American Lady sticks arm in Jaguar enclosure gets mauled blames the zoo for not having better security Yup this is where we are at

    1. Sassy


      I know the stupid women wanted a selfie dumb bitch 

  8. I viciously beat my laptop with a hammer now when I unplug it and plug it back it only half of it glows can you raypair it

    1. Ray(OD)


      Sure, I'll need some Scottiech tape. 

  9. Ill admit it That was me that shit on your lawn not the neighbors dog

    1. PoPs(OD)


      Big steaming pile it was too damn what they feedin ya

    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      mainly lasagna and bubble gum

  10. SOrry I missed it but you didnt think Id let you off easy

    1. Purplez(OD)


      Don't forget to log in 😛

  11. And this is Why we cant use public Toilets in London

  12. Its a little Late but this is a gift from me and @Ray(OD) he tried to keep it for himself but I said no

  13. This is the world we live in (calling Blenkhorns) Me: hey Im looking for a header for an 06 yaris used if you got it and whats the price on a new , Parts Guy: I dont have a used one but new they go 275$ plus tax but I do have an entire engine here for 300$ with a header ..... well gimme the fucking engine 

  14. I am willing to put up a large amount of money in a wager I could probably do more drugs than Jack white LOL

  15. For valentines I went to the park and watched all the couples walking as I fed the ducks bread soaked in antifreeze what a day

    1. Sassy


      You loon 

  16. Suzuki Samurai /sidekick IM having a hell of a time finding one if you happen to come across one LMK !

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    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      more looking for one thats blown up or needs work I have a great idea haha Honda swap in it 250 hp !

    3. Triny(OD)


      alright ill see what i can do 🙂

      did you try danny at Maritime auto yet?

    4. TypeReaL(OD)


      I have not but I shall call before close it was a spur of the moment kinda idea i was at a buddys picking on his ford mud truck and then said fuck it I bet a samurai with a b18 and a turbo go further than a ford LOL

  17. I left a loaded handgun in the officers bathroom went outside to get high came back and it was gone We might have an issue

  18. they made you a general again whos balls did you have to fondle if it rhymes with berr a neth just blink twice if it rhymes with glad toy 3 blinks 😄

    1. SuNSeT


      I told them I'd run my sack across your face if they did. What's your address again?

    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      Ill pm that to you I dont need Ray getting acess to my address

  19. HAHAHAHAHA this is absolutely fucking hilarious

    1. Ray(OD)


      I can't watch this any longer it hurts my brain. 😢

  20. WHAT the fuck are you doing to my status Box ....... this is for me and me alone to express thoughts of harming you and what I ate for breakfast

    1. Sassy


      Seeee I’m not the only one that wants to break his neck at times 😂😂❤️

    2. Ray(OD)


      someone halp me pls I'm scurred

  21. WOOHOO my stalker moved on got a new man and I didnt shit out any blood Last Night EVERYTHING IS COMING UP Milhouse I tell you



  22. Today for breakfast I had 3 black coffee followed by copious amounts of Mdma laced with meth I call it a hillbilly highball

    1. Townkill(OD)


      So meth with meth on brown water?

    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      yeah she was a beauty

  23. SO the jig is up !


    You are WinterSC the god damn resemblance is uncanny 


  24. you say the word and ill cut his throat with a leaf spring ! sorry @Ray(OD) but if it happens it happens

    1. Ray(OD)


      Don't threaten me with a good time.

    2. TypeReaL(OD)


      This was supposed to be a reply to her Headache post I guess I really am fucking high LOL

    3. Sassy


      Lol do what needs to be done Scottie ha ha ha 

  25. Tom Brady Leaving Anahiem like


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