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  1. 5 points
    Its the year 2018, A madman named Ray has taken control of a toxic nerve agent that has begun turning the world into mindless laughing zombies hell bent on world domination for their master. *Gurple Gurple* the water in his dab rig splooshes as he looks up to see grey clouds everywhere and the foul smell of death and cheap pipe tobacco in the air. Type looks around and sees nothing but utter chaos "what the fuck is going on did PJ try to cook meth again, sure smells like it". Type is taken back by a comotion from the woods " muahahah hahah ahaha Im going to eat your brains fucker". " PJ is that you did you eat the red pill , GOD WHY DID YOU EAT THAT ONE?". The deathly creatue comes towards our hero laughing in a very calming voice, Type picks up his trusty combat knife and drives it into the skull of PJ. " Im sorry I had to do that bud, but you were way to out of fucking control". Just as he finishes his sentance another three creatures come forward making mooing and laughing noises. Luckily Type has a Texas Speed built 427 with just the right amount of bald eagles to do it for dale in his c7r, he speeds off avoiding the creatures but is left with many questions. What was that? Type asks himself, Wasn't PJ thats for sure. Turning on the radio our hero heres almost nothing but static and an evil laughter resonationg in his ear, suddenly the static breaks to the an emergency broadcast plague out break most affected some survive making a break to England they seem unaffected as of now must be the island and the fact the Irish are there. Type furiously spins the corvette around on the highway 180 degrees and comes around in 3rd gear leaving a trail of smoke as he goes. If im gonna make that plane I better hurry the voice in his head tells him as he prepares to engage the 500 shot of nitrous oxide into the corvette, "Who dares Wins" and "do it for dale" are the only things he says making the journey that usually takes 2 hours in under 40 minutes. On arrival to the airport he sees a plane on the tar mac being guarded by soldiers. "get on quick citizen", the soldier tells Type. " really you don't wanna just hang out here for a bit?" asks Type "Sir No, I don't but your sarcasm is not helping please get on the plane" the soldier anxiously replies. " Fine but Im fucking smoking the whole flight and non of your bullshit its gonna change my mind now where can I set up my dab rig" an angry Type rebuttals. On the plane, Type sees no faces he can reckonize so he takes refuge in a first class seat and prepares to smoke his favorite blue dream squish. As the smoke enters his lungs and he feels slightly calmer Our hero heres an almost familiar voice. a Female robotic voice giving a lecture about the safety of numbers and leaving no one behind. FUCK, Type says in his head. Of all the planes why did I get stuck here with Terra maybe if I just be quiet she wont notice me, So Type lays back until the lecture gets worse and worse and finally he explodes " GOD DAMN IT TERRA STOP WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE AND YOUR TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT WAY TO PUT ON A BAND AID " he yells. A hush falls over the plane as the passengers seem to be hit with a truth that they almost tried to run from, As he sees The large bottle of Vodka almost hit the ceiling of the plane Terra sighs " well atleast I got this". "Oh no your coming with me I might have something you can do can you make coffee ?" says our Hero " Yes" , replies Terra " well thats something I mean I like coffee but if you fuck this up Ill feed you to the zombies. as the hours seem to pass by in a cloudy haze We find our hero and his robotic sidekick touching down in London. England, God it is a shit hole Julie was right our hero thinks to himself but onward. As he is making his way down the road looking for a car to steal he is shaken by a manacial laugh, A swarm of ten zombies come out of the pub and towards our Hero staggering and trying to laugh oh god Irish zombies. Type readys his trusty knife as Terra ( kinda looks like Alita battle angel Look it up ) produces large metallic tenticles from her hands preparing for the coming fight. The zombies throw themselves like mosquitios to the flame at our Heroes, Stabbing and slashing thru the non stop living dead begins to take a toll on our Hero his arms begin to tire and bringing the knife upto strike a killing blow is harder and harder with each monster he kills. After the last zombie is killed, A moment to rest and regain theirselves falls to our heroes or so they think just as they take a moment to rest and gain some energy from the live resin sauce Type had another horde is heard barraling down the road. " Well Terra, you go Ill hold them off Find Julie Get to Rays Palace of doom and stop this crazy bastard" yells Type as he dives headfirst into death and decay. " No Ones dying today" A familiar voice echoes through the streets. " bottle bombs GO" as bottles of JD turned into molotavs hold off the zombies while our heroes can make their escape. A few hours later on a Destroyer in the english channel. "What the hell is going on Jules ?" Type asks his savoir, " its Ray he got hold of some toxic stuff and said he just wanted to be as cool as you Scottie but when he realized there can only ONE type, He went MAD even MADDER than before Thinking if their Zombies they will like him more than you". The explanation is almost too simple to take seriously thinks Type "you gotta be fucking with me ALL because he wants to be as cool as me WE have told him multiple times that it can never happen" Type says to the group " Well if you are dead your not cooler than him" Terra speaks up, " EVEN if I DIE I will be the coolest of them all" an agitated type rebuttals. " So, how do we stop him and where is he Jules?" Askes Type. " He is in Russia of course they are the only ones crazy enough to help him", Replies Sassy. Onward to russia we Find our band of heroes grow from 2 to 3 (now if 2 of 3 could quit getting drunk and fighting with each other this would go over alot easier ;D ) After what seems endless hours of oceans and sickening waves, Our heroes see a faint sign of land in the distance but in their way a massive ice flow. That son of a bitch thought of everything Type thinks to himself well luckily for me I have 2 heroes who are in no shape of heroing today folks but fear not Im pretty sure I got this :D. Leaving his sick companions behind Type makes his way across the ice ever carefully watching his footing, after making landfall he spots a snowmobile and by god theres gas in it. Examinging a map that hap be found it appeared to be drawn in ketchup and crayon but it did say where Rays evil Zombie castle of doom was so I mean theres that I guess. Onward our hero journies across the barren tundras until he sees it an awe inspiring castle made of what appears to be dead cows OH NO MOOMOO thinks Type, Just one more reason for this bastard to die. Scouring the half frozen half rotting meat cows Type brings him self to a plateau cornered by Laughing zombies......... after fighting through the vicious hordes he makes his way to a creepy stair case that looks strangly victorian none the less he descends into the maze of darkness and laughing, Killing zombie after zombie until he makes his way to the end and a note that said HAHA I am actually up the stairs not down but good try. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" Type exclaims and begins his trek back up the stairs. Minutes turn to hours in the maze of the upper level the zombie kill number has been broken, Just like our hero the zombies are now fighting to stay alive. Type comes around a corner only to find a ravager zombie ( a big mother fucker), He swings with his knife but misses the ravager slams him into the wall pain seering down his spine with one swing it cuts his arm and chest open the blood flowing over himself struggling to fight back, The beast is returning to finish the blow as it picks our hero up with one last swing of energy and life he jabs his knife into the beasts eye it lets out a horrid laugh followed by dropping not only itself but our hero to the floor. Attempting to collect himself Type looks his injuries over atleast a few broken ribs some deep lacerations to his chest and arm he takes tries to take a deep breath as he closes his eyes for only the slightest moment its like a dream illusion this must be it type thinks as he feels the cold overcoming his body. Suddenly a voice out of no where and hes brought to a paradise "Its not your time to die yet silly" the voice calls familiar but unforgivingly creepy Oh god WHY IS AERINETH WEARING A BIKINI and has asian girl hair EW as Type snaps back to reality. "You know im pretty fucked up but that ones gonna fuck me up folks" Type says to the adoring audience. Composing himself Type leads into the final room final boss time mother fuckers all the mario wasnt wasted time was it, As Type stares Ray down he sees not a human anymore but a monster of his former glory so hell bent on surpassing our Heros cool he infected the world with laughing zombies but NO more. " alright you smelly rotten caitlin jenner looking fuck lets dance" QUE the Music Thatll do. Type grabs a sword off the wall and makes a slash at Ray making contact but only slightly injuring the beast. Ray breaks the wounded limb off and replaces it instantly with one he takes off another zombie " you can't kill me Type, You are defeated give up now you are completly useless" Ray throws a body at Type with superhuman like strenght, slamming him into the wall. " OWEEEEEEE motherfucker!!!!! you really ate your breakfast didn't you big guy but I have the solution for that" before he can finish the sentance Ray is charging at Type when it hits him Why the fuck am I using a knife when I have this, Type jump flips and fires off 5 rounds into the zombies head and makes the perfect landing. " God I hope I dont lose points on my landing". After sticking his landing he examines the corpse yeah unkillable thats what they all say. Now after all that is said and done our hero is brought to Moscow where he meets with Putin and made a hero of the soviet union, he then Kills putin and assumes power over whats left of Russia bringing in Those he wants to and building an everlasting paradise of Dabs and dabs and dabs and no zombies because russia has nukes. OR He could kill Putin and in a moment of madness tries to save the world from zombies by nuking the world and causing further devastation. Either way its your Choice 😄 @Ray(OD) @Sassy @Terra @Aerineth(OD) @PJPotter(OD)
  2. 2 points
    I was never any good at winning duels Why are you other duelers so cruel ?! Killing my merc straight outta the blues Stealing my gold and my precious rejuvs I mean... I've been trying to get better Practicing everyday no matter the server Learning every secret tricks from better players Charging sideways to throw invisible hammers Still I can't seem to climb up the rooster Remaining stuck at the bottom of the barrel But I know my time will come next ladder Up all night to get lucky like Pharrel Back onto the playground, I'm ready Called to arms for battle orders My shield is heavier and holy after a prayer Bless OD 'till infinity and forever; One big family that I'll always remember
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    ROSES ARE RED , WORLD ORDER IS NEW ,BE WITH ME ,AND ILL FIGHT THE GLOBALISTS WITH YOU. ;)
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    This is a little game, it involves recruitment. It is possible for each division to have a winner. The Game will go on for two months from the start to the end, with a 14 day grace period to get any last minute trial members through. The dates will be posted here when we go live. A new recruit is defined as someone who has just passed their trial membership. The rules are simple, you must recruit 2 new overdosed Community members. This your entrance fee for the game after that the recruiter with the most recruits wins. There will be prizes for each division. There will also be a grand prize winner. Each division can have a winner. The grand prize winner must have 15+ new recruits. We ask that all primary division leaders help in this contest, as such they cannot be part of the contest. All winners from the first challenge are also not allowed to enter this game. Other than these two groups all other clan members can enter the challenge. If you are not a recruiter and would like to be one please let me know "Dave(OD)" or contact a general. The prizes For division level winners (Medal, Signature, 1 month VIP channel.) Grand prize: 15+ recruits the winner gets a t-shirt. (only 1) I'm posting this to make sure there's no problems or questions that need to be resolved before we take this game live. thank you very much.
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    Imma do an AB AB I wanna share a true story About my old D2 grudge I know it's petty and it's sorry But try not to judge When I was just a noob Playing classic each day SoJ'in' mageplates with the cube Wasting my life away I had some friends of my friend Josh, @FF7(OD) They were BM and were bad They'd be NK'ing me Years later, they had quit But I had never let up The one I hated played a bit So I had my din shut him up A decade later, told 'em that I'll take you three against me They made excuses, dodged me flat Knowing noob-me was history So now I've played and now I've learned More than all of them now I swear if they all return I'm knockin' all their pride down Here's to the future I foresee I hope to duel in OD So @ MooMoo & DBZ We'll duel... when I'm ready 🙂
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    I enjoyed you entry alot renatojcs! I had to trouble reading your English, so quit worrying haha. Sounds like you have a plan.
  7. 2 points
    I exaggerate my foolishness so much so that @Terra would think it's a first offense No offense I go over the fence with a somersault like I'm fencing Hitting that joint with @TypeReaL(OD) and you'll see us both dancing Prancing around like a couple of lunatics it's better than theatrics I got the sarcasm of sassy @Sassy aka the Sassinator I'm a tough on the inside despite how I look on the outside just like the Terminator Experienced two major seizures and I'm still gaming at my leisure I don't give up on life even if it's a trife life I deal with lots of self-strife Sometimes I feel like I'm all over the place people tell me that I'm @Hectic(OD) It's not a nervous tick you gotta see the big pic with a double click Mistaken for magic tricks it's just the words that come outta my mouth I've been told to watch what I say in public or else things will go down south Anyways I think I've said enough for now I'll now take my my bow If you want your shit to pop then feel free to ask me how
  8. 2 points
    "Imma tell you wHUT" Imma tell you what. Breakfast tacos fill y’er gut. Holler and hoot, and hankerin down yonder. Never sittin in the rocker, no need to ponder My boy @mr.kon(OD) says I have an obsession for the beef taco Good thing every character I make wears a shako Call me a jsp hero, always tit-for-tat All my fg for the 3%, getting myself the tat Ghostdog(OD): “and not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
  9. 1 point
    About 4hours past the due date but i thought some people might enjoy this. "3% bk" Gathered and ready Geared and set Ray(od) looking for his big ole teddy I told him "he'll come, dont phrett" Everyones partryed up Mr.kon, "1. Shot, bet." Have you even seen my moves? Wassup. This mf runs is a go Mr. Kon said his backpack is filled, feelin hoisted Ray making sure all the ducks in a row In teamspeak all moisted Private channel confirmed No spammin Three way (mfing) permed Running out of time, crammin Diablo dying Chaos void Mr kon aint lying Mf run destroyed Unique ring be droppin My mind be boppin I grab it sobbin Unidentifyed tomb throbbin Finger itchin Oh my god its bitchin A ring, Made from molten metal Cooled in a forge Casted Hammered to shape Hardened Shaped and polished Unitidifyed and presented The one The only 3% bk ring.
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    I currently do Hell runs with 500 MF. I do not pick up anything but rings and runes. If you want to join on any of my private runs while i'm online, you're welcome to nearly everything that hits the floor. This will mostly cater to newer players whom will benefit from items like Mara's, Bul-Kathos rings, Shako, etc. I will be picking up/ keeping Jah/Ber/Zod runes. I hit Tower L5, Andariel, Duriel, Mephisto, and Diablo. Runs last about 15 mins in total with Diablo. If you're interested add my account name in game: TouchMe(OD) and if you see me online, just send me a message requesting to join the farm. Good Luck, Thanks for reading. Hope to see some of the new members grouping with soon! Clan Overdosed Light Sorc 40K Lightning Dmg 500 MF Can do NM/Hell rushes, Anya quest/ Ancients for whomever needs, just ask. Sorc is a bumper for Normal/Nightmare, if an officer needs a bumper, please let me know, try to gather a couple people together who need it so its not wasted on one player, Thanks!
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    pretty nice, haven't seen much better since 1.08
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    This is a little game, it involves recruitment. It is possible for each division to have a winner. The Game will go on for two months from the start to the end, with a 14 day grace period to get any last minute trial members through. The Challenge will go From August 17, 2018 to October 18, 2018. Good luck to all. A new recruit is defined as someone who has just passed their trial membership. The rules are simple, you must recruit 2 new overdosed Community members. This your entrance fee for the game after that the recruiter with the most recruits wins. There will be prizes for each division. There will also be a grand prize winner. Each division can have a winner. The grand prize winner must have 15+ new recruits. We ask that all primary division leaders help in this contest, as such they cannot be part of the contest. All winners from the first challenge are also not allowed to enter this game. Other than these two groups all other clan members can enter the challenge. If you are not a recruiter and would like to be one please let me know "Dave(OD)" or contact a general. The prizes For division level winners (Medal, Signature, 1 month VIP channel.) Grand prize: 15+ recruits the winner gets a t-shirt. (only 1)
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    Will be giving torches away to anyone who ACTUALLY needs it.... Druid Torches: Druidtorchone: 12/11 druid torch Druidtorchtwo: 15/16 druid torch Necro Torches: Necrotorchone: 10/13 torch Necrotorchtwo:15/11 torch Necrotorchtree: 10/10 torch Necrotorchfour: 17/10 Necro torch Assasin Torches: Asintorchone: Asintorchtwo 10/13 Sin torch Sorc Torches: Sorcytorchone: Amazon Torches: Amazontorchone: 12/17 torch Amazontorchtwo: 19/11 torch Barbarian Torches: Barbtorchone: 16/20 torch Paladin Torches: Paladintorchone:
  14. 1 point
    Happy birthday Compfreak (OD)
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    Happy Birthday yourself @Dave(OD)!!! And Thank You! Thank you as well @Townkill(OD) , and yes, the rain held off all the way until about 9pm, so no daylight lost! 😉
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    Happy birthday brother. Hope you enjoyed the day, as well as hope the rain held off for you like it did me. 😉
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    Just looking out for you, I'm not sure on policy for us but if someone were to link a moderator on jsp and was able to do d out your jsp name they could have your jsp locked for irl trades I could be Wrong on this tho.. but always good to be safe than sorry
  21. 1 point
    @Mr_kon(od), in the first place thanks for your kindness, and in the second plac i could use a paladin and sorc torch plz ❤️ Thanks @Sassy for the bot info in game!
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    Sassy took care of me 🙂
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    Well, thats kinda tricky since i dont know many people in the clan yet, but damn, there are too many zombies, I have to choose. So, i'd whould have to pick @Sassy, since she told me she is the best recruiter ever and against zombies, number is important! well now that i probably have a big group, i need a bait and @Ray(OD) seems to speak a lot, just in the case that i need to distract the zombies for me to run and live, or to use the distraction as a way to lure the zombies away from some store or something like that for my group to gather some supplies. ok, big group, supplies, what's left? ah! a nice place to stay, with defences and all, well for that we need time, so @Ray(OD) will have to keep the zombies busy, and @Sassy will have to recruit people who knows how to build up a cool place, in order for me to rest in peace there (or not). But the place, no matter how great it its, cant defend it self, i need some warriors. So the next guys for my party will be @Ghost(OD), @Skribbzz(OD) and @Grey(OD), well, if they can clear chaos baal and uber that easy, whats some zombies after all? zombies only appear in a1 and a2, cant be that hard in real life, they'll manage it. and to complete the group i should have @Purplez(OD) and @Nymathin(OD) to recite some poems to us, make everybody happy. and if we can overcome the zombies we will need @MERICA(OD) to lend us some gold to rebuild society as we know... cant be cheap after all. (guys i hope i didnt offend anyone but the english language in my text. and if i did im very sorry!)
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    how many 4th wall breaks I dunno 64 maybe hahahaha forgot @MooMoo(OD)
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    Sorry I haven’t been on much to help stand it up. Once I got back from California I started back at work and have been spending evenings finishing the in law suite in the basement for the in laws getting here tonight
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