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    Little girl runs into the house crying. "Mummy Mummy, I have a thorn in my hand." Mother removes the thorn. "There darling, all better?" "No, I need some cider." Curious, the mum pours her a glass. Immediately, the little girl sticks her finger in the glass. "Why did you do that?" the mum asked. "I heard Sister say that every time she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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    The biscuit may be limp, but it depicts more value than a pimp. Always remember that escort agencies don't always hand back change for sanitary reasons.
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    A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farm and knocked at the door. A boy about 9 opened it. "Is your dad or mum in?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood for a few minutes mumbling to himself, the boy said, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one" "Well," said the farmer. "I want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment, then said, "You'll have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges Β£500 for the bulls and Β£150 for the pigs .. but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard". πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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    Baseball is wrong, man with four balls can't walk
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    This time of year, we start to think about all the things we are thankful for in our lives. This is a clan wide contest available to anyone. To enter you must write at least a paragraph about something that you are thankful for in your life. You can tell a little story or you can write a poem. Just convey your message of thanks. You can only enter once. Prize: 200 JSP forum gold Contest will run through Sunday, November 25, 2018 when I will announce the winner.
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    Not been out my bed for 2 days this flu has kicked my arse big time bit it’s stopped me seeing my lauren 😞
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    17 months of Well I guess Being Off the drugs and alcohol I cant say I dont miss a big dirty old line from time to time but Now I have control over said addictions and Know when my limit is and my limit is not drinking, Stick to the drugs and im fine cant safely drink but my fuck can I do drugs like a rockstar and still work like a man the next day ( i dont advocate this for anyone but hell its worked for me )
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