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  1. 3 points
    Terror’s Downfall *Author’s Note: Buzrael – @Bumpykins(OD) (The Paladin) S’assina – @Sassy (The Amazon) Pushanti – @Purplez(OD)) (The Sorceress) Nythar – @Nymathin(OD)(OD) (The Barbarian) Ratoic – @Ray(OD)OD) (The Necromancer) Armoo – @MooMoo(OD)(OD) (The Cow King) “That’s why we should unite; only our combined strength can take down the Lord of Terror!” The Paladin known as Buzrael has been trying to convince Pushanti to join him in taking down Diablo. “Your skill and knowledge of magic will prove invaluable.” The Sorceress thought for a few seconds; she wanted something in exchange. Suddenly, she produced a blank scroll, a plume, and purple ink. Pushanti handed them to Buzrael. “What am I to do with these?” Pushanti grinned. “Write something pertaining to the color purple, and I shall assist you.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As the two eventually started making their way through the wilderness, Buzrael could hear the sounds of shouting and clashing of metal; there was a battle nearby. They rushed to the scene of what turned out to be large, muscular figures slaughtering each other for the glory of their respective clans. The Sorceress shook her head. “Barbarians…They love nothing but war.” The battle ended quickly, but the duo waited until it was truly safe to get closer the warfront. Corpses and critically injured warriors riddled the area. A Barbarian wrapped in a cloak was dragging his brethren into a hut that was in view, the heroes quietly followed. Pushanti asked “what do you think he could be doing?” “Well, from what I’ve heard, they draw their strength from totemic spirits.” Buzreal replied. “Perhaps he’ll heal them with some sort of ritual?” “Nythar, Barbarian of the East.” The hulking figure appeared behind them out of the blue. Pushanti was startled. “How did you get behind us so quickly?” Nythar flexed his muscles. “I leaped.” The pair asked Nythar to join them on their quest. He agreed; his reasoning being “I want to travel across the land, searching far and wide for the Lord of Terror.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Days later, the trio found their way in the jungle, the home of the Amazonian tribes. Upon entering one of their cities, Nythar noticed an Amazon sitting on the site of the street drinking barrels of wine. “S’assina, is that you?” She sluggishly turned her head to the group “Nythar, usually I’d be please after seeing an old friend of mine, but you can CLEARLY see that I’m busy having a drink. Now GO AWAY.” Nythar turned to his companions “Don’t worry, I know what to do.” He cleared his throat and burst out into song. “The wheels on the chariot go round and round, round and round. The wheels on the chariot on-“ “SILENCE NYTHARRRR!” S’assina was now not only drunk, but also enraged. “That chant brings me nothing but pain.” She brought her fists up, ready to fight. The Barbarian sighed. “Methinks thou dost protest too much.” The Amazon passed out from the alcohol. “Let’s bring her to our camp.” S’assina eventually recovered from a dreadful hangover. To the party’s surprise, she immediately accepted their request to join them in their quest. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “Why is this place so dark? Even with the candles it’s poorly lit. I’m already getting the creeps.” Pushanti was hiding behind Nythar as the travelers made their way down a long spiraling stairwell. “NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME.” Buzrael readied his sword and shield, Pushanti held tightly onto her staff, Nythar unsheathed his axes, and S’assina took out her shield and javelins. They quickly scanned the space, expecting to face Diablo. “Friends! friends! It was only a cruel a joke.” As the heroes turned around, the Necromancer Ratoic placed his hand on the shoulder of Buzrael and let out a crude yet hearty laugh. “I heard you guys were gathering allies to take down the Lord Of Terror. Let me join you!” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Diablo dies* The group finally took down the Prime Evil. Ratoic pulled a withered leg, a tome of town portal, and a Horadric Cube out of his satchel. “Now that we defeated the Lord of Terror, we can now try to defeat The Cow King.” Upon returning to Rogue Encampment, Ratoic created the portal that leads to The Cow King. The party entered the portal, and instantly found themselves face to face with a 14 feet cow standing on its hind legs. This cow wore a pristine crown socketed with only the rarest jewels. “I am the great, almighty, handsome, splendid, beautiful, majestic, wonderful, exhilarating, breathtaking, genius, and strong Cow King Armoo. Moo. None of you can withstand my power. Moo.” He released dozens of charged bolts which killed everyone at once as they were all nubs who had negative lightning resistance. “MoooooOOoooOOoo”, the bovine said. The End
  2. 2 points
    Now this is a story all about how @DBZ(OD) life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how @DBZ(OD) became the Prince of @Sassy's underwear In West Philadelphia born and Raised On the Playground is where @Ray(OD) spent most of his days Chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some pocket pool outside of kids schools When a couple of guys, who were up to some good Started harassing @Ray(OD) with his mini wood He got in 1 little fight and his mom got scared She said your moving in with @Purplez(OD) and @FaPa(OD) in Bel Air @Ray(OD) whistled for a cab and when it got near he saw @DBZ(OD) drivin with some underwear in his mirror If anything @Ray(OD) could say this cab was rare But he thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel Air @Ray(OD) pulled up to a house about Seven or Eight Yelled to @DBZ(OD) , "Yo homes smell the underwear" Looked at the Trunk and saw some hair It was @Sassy breaking out with no underwear
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    if you would like to join this committee please apply to the R&R squad. i know i am a bit late on the next challenge but i will work on it tomorrow.
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    any one who did not answer the roll call was removed from the squad. this committee is for the discussion of ideas to increase the membership, and to help keeping the members that we have here. since i don't like meetings as such we use the forms if you chose not participate eventually you will be removed. currently we will start to discuss the next recruitment challenge. we are open to help anyone that would like run a game or contest. we are here to help the clan dave
  5. 1 point
    Hectic’s Goofy Writing Contest We had lots of fun with this last contest so we’re going to try it again! Hectic asked me to host his contest. Start Date: Tuesday 7/31/18 End Date: Friday 8/3/18 PRIZES: First place, 100 forum gold to the winner and choice of Hectic’s D2 gear which includes unmade spirit monarches, plain skillers and more. Second place: whatever D2 gear is left over Rules: 1. Must be a Clan OD member to participate. 2. Story must include at least three (3) Clan members’ names. 3. Story must be about D2. 4. No nasty or pornographic material can be included. So you all get your brains to working on these awesome, wonderful stories! No rules on length, it can be short, it can be long. The main thing is to have fun. Hectic is the judge of the winner!
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    Aerineth(OD), Badboi(OD), Ghost(OD), Doodle(OD), Tris(OD), Linds(OD), Joestealth(OD), Verg(OD), M777matt777(OD) at Tris and Linds wedding rehearsal dinner.
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    Although this is a recognition post/thread I choose to place it here as this is the division I call home and have not ventured out of it yet! It is not intended to leave out any members what so ever it is directed at each of you. To All, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for all that you do for Clan OD and your fellow members- It is amazing to see such a great group of people together helping each other on a daily, ever few days or as often as you can find time to login. it is truly inspiring to see. Although I may not know some of you real well I see/hear the acts in game, channel and on teamspeak the advise/assistance/willingness to help/safe xfers/rushes/runs and fast responses to any issues that arise (For you Generals and Officers) that takes place. For what it means; Great Job and Well Done. Your contributions do not go un noticed. P.S. I wouldn't be here if it was not for my great Purpley recruiter! <3 @Purplez(OD)
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    hahhahhha thanks a guy that say his name is moist righto 🙂
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    Thank you verymuch for the Introduction, Welcome To The Clan! And best wishes starting back to your studies. @Ghosty(OD) , And oh dat pic @Townkill(OD) and the way you worded your welcome message had me Roflmao.
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